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- Hey, what's up, y'all?
It's Frankie Qui�ones.

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Let's do this.

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(upbeat music)

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- [Vic] Today, we're giving this comedian

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a total transformation.

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- Feels crazy already.

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- [Vic] They have no idea who or what

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they're about to become.

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Once they see themselves in the mirror,

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they'll have to make up
a character on the spot

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and then sit down with me
for an improvised interview.

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This is "Very Important People."

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- Oh shit! Holy- (laughing)

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Holy shitballs. Homie, what the fuck, bro?

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Dude, this shit's crazy!

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Look at my rings and
shit, what's up, homie?

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Y'all see this shit? (laughing)

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Hey, I'm a dragon, watch out.

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Well, hello. How are you?

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I'm a dragon. I like to
do a lot of cocaine, huh?

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Keeps the fire in my life. (laughing)

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(Frankie grunting)

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(crew laughing)

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Hey, I'm the boss right now!

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Hey, I'll fuck you up, homie!
You're at the final stage.

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Hey.
(skilled beatboxing)

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(continues beatboxing)

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(makes turntable noises)

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It's all love. (giggles)

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(crew laughing)
(Frankie laughing)

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(beatboxing)

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Yeah, what's up, y'all? (laughing)

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(upbeat music)

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- Okay, are you ready?

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- Yes.
- Repeat after me.

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Okay.

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Ah, a little...

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Okay, then, you know,
we're gonna put those down.

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- Okay.
- Repeat after me.

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I.
- I.

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- I need my space and I
need you out of my space.

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It is a boundary I'm setting.

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- I need my space, I
need you out of my space.

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It is a boundary I'm setting.

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- But not to me.

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Don't look at me, 'cause
you're making it sound

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like I'm the one.

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You know what I mean?

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You're making it sound like
you have a problem with me.

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- Got it.
- And I'm helping you.

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- Right. Sorry.
- So just don't...

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Maybe turn around.

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Yeah, perfect, but don't, I
can catch you in the mirror,

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so maybe a quarter,
quarter turn to the corner.

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- Yeah.

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- Little bit more turn. May I?

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And sort of wrong way.

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- Oh.
- And perfect.

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- Mm.
- Okay. And I need you.

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- And I need you.

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- To not make eye contact with me anymore.

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- To not make eye contact with me anymore.

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- Because I
- Because I

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- Am a star.
- Am a star.

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- Okay, I think that was perfect.

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- Okay.
- Are you feeling better?

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Are you feeling confident?

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- Great.
- [Vic] Okay.

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- I'm feeling great. Thank you.

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- We all have a story
to tell, and sometimes

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those stories need to be
shared with the world.

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Good evening, I'm Vic Michaelis,

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back with another edition of

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(upbeat music)
"Very Important People."

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Please. Oh.

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(Frankie growling)

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- (laughing) Hey, hey, hey.

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- Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Okay.

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Oh, oh, hello.

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And yes. Oh, and then I'm up.

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And I'll also sort of...

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Oh, look at this! Come on, this is fun!

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We can be done with that.

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Okay, please take a seat.
Please introduce yourself.

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? Well, I like to flow free, I got a EP ?

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? And my homies call me Lil Huffy ?

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(pensive music)

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- I love that. Okay, well, I
mean, that's just incredible.

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We are so happy to have you here today.

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Your album is called...

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- "Love for the People All
the People Around Every Town

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Every City Let's Get With Me and Do It."

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- Yeah, so it's a long title,
and there's the cover art.

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- I already have an aggressive
look, so I want the artwork

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to be like, "Hey, like,
come kick it," you know?

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- Sure, sure. You came out of nowhere.

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All of a sudden, one day,

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you just sort of appear on
the scene taking it by storm.

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Where did you come from?

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- I came from deep, deep in the mountains.

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- Oh.
- My grandfather's Radimus,

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which a lot of you know,
on "Game of Thrones,"

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the dragon on there.
- [Vic] Of course.

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- They depicted after my grandfather.

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- Really?

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- But I don't wanna live
that life, you know?

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I wanna live a life of (beatboxing) love.

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- Okay.

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- [Lil Huffy] You know what I'm saying?

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Everybody always treats me
like a freak show, you know?

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They want me to spit fire. "Oh,
you're a dragon. Spit fire."

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But I spit fire in a different way.

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I spit fire with my bars.

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- I was hoping maybe you'd do a little bit

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of live performance for us here today.

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- You wanna see some of
that? Let's get the lights.

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(Lil Huffy beatboxes)
(slow upbeat music)

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? Hey, hey, from Los
Angeles to Las Vegas ?

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? I'll be kicking it with Vic Michaelis ?

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- Okay! (laughing)

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(Lil Huffy beatboxes)
(slow upbeat music)

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? Oh, get 'em out the steeple ?

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? We put it down for
Very Important People ?

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? People ?

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Okay.
- See.

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- Hey, whoa.
- We live.

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- Oh my God, wow. That
was absolutely incredible.

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- Off the top of the dome, how they say.

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- Can you do that with anything?

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- Yeah.

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- Let's go with, oh, oh, blue carpet.

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? Once a long time ago,
when it all started ?

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? My dad blew flames on a
blue carpet and he killed it ?

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? And now he's dead and it made me angry ?

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? But now I spread love
and people thank me ?

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? See, I reversed the path
that I was supposed to be on ?

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? But now I spray 'em, I
freeze 'em up like Freon ?

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- Okay. Wow!

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- Sorry, I got a little,

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I reflected some of my inner child trauma.

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Sometimes I get open like that in my bars.

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- What about water fountain door hinge?

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? That reminds me of another
memory from when I was a kid ?

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? There was a fountain water door hinge ?

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? And my father closed it on me ?

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? He said, "you ain't got
no fire, I'ma put you out" ?

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? Like the franchise of
"Spenser: For Hire" ?

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? But that's okay because
I'm gonna do what I do ?

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? They can't take
nothing from me no more ?

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? 'Cause I'm Lil Huffy
and I'm opening doors ?

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Ah, fire love.

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- Fire love. That was unbelievable.

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Hey, I mean, just incredible.
- Fuck, fuck. I'm sorry, Vic.

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- Don't you apologize.

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- I have to wipe this eye too.

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- [Vic] Oh.
- He cried too.

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Will you wipe it?
- [Vic] He cried?

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- Would you wipe it? (whimpering)

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- Is this eye someone you know?

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- It's my grandpa.

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- So this is the "Game of
Thrones" dragon grandpa.

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We actually have your beat machine.

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Do you mind if we bring that in?

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- [Lil Huffy] Yeah, yeah,
bring it on in. Bring it on in.

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- [Vic] Okay, so this
is your beat machine,

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and this is really
where the magic is made.

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- Hey, hey. (beatboxing)

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(Lil Huffy beatboxing a complex rhythm)

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? Push that, push that button, Vic ?

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? (beatboxing) Vic, Vic, Vic, Vic ?

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- It's not working.

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? Vic, Vic, Vic, ?
- It's not working.

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- The buttons.
? Vic, Vic. Vic, Vic. ?

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- [Vic] Okay.

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(beatboxing) Michaelis.

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That's your name and shit.

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- That is my name!

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- [Lil Huffy] I threw that shit in there.

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- Incredible. Oh, okay.

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- Yeah.
- And you're all right?

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- Yeah, yeah.
- I'm sorry.

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- Yo, I attack.
- (screams) No, don't! Don't!

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- (laughing) It's love, it's love.

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- I was wondering if I could ask you

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some rapid fire questions.

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(gentle music)

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What was your first job?
- I worked at Taco Bell.

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- Doing what there?

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- Well, first I wash dishes,

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then they found out I could blow fire.

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- Sure.

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- So I would heat up all
the food on the line.

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- And how'd that make you feel?

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- Like I was just a piece of equipment.

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- Sure.

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- Well, I got a heart, I
got a soul, I let 'em know.

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? I never try to lose control ?

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? I try to stay focused, locked in ?

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? When people tell me
Lil Huffy do it again ?

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? They want to be my
friend until the very end ?

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? Earthbound with my sounds ?

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? Got 'em spinning like a merry-go-round ?

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? Like a prophet, I stay on top of it ?

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? With my rings and my bling
bling, don't mean nothing ?

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? It's what's inside the
heart, what's in the soul ?

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? I get signals from telephone
poles, from satellites ?

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? I take a bite, (grunting) ?

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? I don't spit fire, I found where it is ?

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? I found where my
desires lay when I play ?

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? And I freestyle on the spot ?

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? Like two cups of coffee,
keeping it hot, sizzle ?

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? But I don't spit fire no
more, it's metaphorical ?

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? Hey, we hear the hands clap ?

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? Hey, Vic, why don't you gimme daps ?

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(Vic trills)

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Boom, right on my
grandpa's eye. (laughing)

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- [Vic] Ah, okay.

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What is a book or film
that left an impact on you?

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- "The Notebook," "Garden State."

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And don't even bring up,

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don't bring that bullshit
ass "Jurassic Park"

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or fucking that bullshit ass shit.

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- I didn't say that. You said that.

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- [Lil Huffy] The CGI bullshit.

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- I wouldn't bring that up.

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We can cut that part.

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You were the one that
brought up "Jurassic Park-"

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- No, hey, come on. What the fuck?

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Hey.
- [Vic] You just said that.

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- I'm serious, you're gonna make-

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- I don't know why you'd
bring up "Jurassic Park"

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if you didn't wanna talk about Jur...

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Hey, no, and it's okay.

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And we're taking a breath and
we're taking a deep breath.

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Yeah, let's do a lap.

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Honestly, this is a really good way

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to sort of cut off some steam.

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We do a lap, we walk
around, we count to 10.

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One, two, three, four, five,

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six, seven, eight, nine, 10.

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And then we're sitting down

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because that is what we do
when we're feeling angry.

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How about you?

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(Lil Huffy vocalizing)

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When we're feeling sad,
when we're feeling down,

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I like my body to turn around.

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There's something happened back there.

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They're missing some
lighting cues. That's okay.

249
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- (beatboxing) Love.

250
00:07:40,237 --> 00:07:41,879
- Oh what? Whoa, whoa.

251
00:07:41,880 --> 00:07:43,499
Okay, why "The Notebook" though.

252
00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:45,269
- Just, you know, everybody
wants to be in love

253
00:07:45,270 --> 00:07:46,349
and go through some shit.

254
00:07:46,350 --> 00:07:47,730
- Have you ever been in love?

255
00:07:49,170 --> 00:07:50,399
(emotionally)
- Yeah.

256
00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:51,232
- Who?

257
00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:52,229
- She works at the cookie spot.

258
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- Which one?
- Can I say it? I don't know.

259
00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:54,779
- I guess we don't need to promote them.

260
00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:56,669
- It's Crumble.
- Okay, so-

261
00:07:56,670 --> 00:07:58,829
- Yeah, she knows I like
the strawberry shortcake

262
00:07:58,830 --> 00:08:01,109
and I feel like when she looks
at me, she's not like, "Ah."

263
00:08:01,110 --> 00:08:01,942
- Scared.

264
00:08:01,943 --> 00:08:02,969
- She don't ever ask me to breathe fire.

265
00:08:02,970 --> 00:08:05,669
She never asked me to touch my
spikes, but I wish she would.

266
00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:07,709
- It sounds like not a lot
of people are asking you

267
00:08:07,710 --> 00:08:09,269
to breathe fire, except
for maybe the employees

268
00:08:09,270 --> 00:08:10,589
at that Taco Bell you were working at.

269
00:08:10,590 --> 00:08:12,059
It seems like you think people

270
00:08:12,060 --> 00:08:13,289
are gonna ask you to breathe fire.

271
00:08:13,290 --> 00:08:14,639
And so, you're building a wall.

272
00:08:14,640 --> 00:08:17,822
It's like we're building a shell all over.

273
00:08:17,823 --> 00:08:19,679
(Lil Huffy cries)
Hey, come on.

274
00:08:19,680 --> 00:08:21,299
No need to be shy here.

275
00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:23,579
We're opening up, we're moving on up,

276
00:08:23,580 --> 00:08:24,869
we're opening the door.

277
00:08:24,870 --> 00:08:28,709
? Well, peep, peep. That's
what those laps are for ?

278
00:08:28,710 --> 00:08:31,295
That one wasn't great and I apologize.

279
00:08:31,296 --> 00:08:33,299
- You see me. You're right.

280
00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:35,729
- Last question that I ask each
and every one of my guests,

281
00:08:35,730 --> 00:08:36,996
what is the meaning of life?

282
00:08:36,997 --> 00:08:39,068
- Oh, that's easy for me.

283
00:08:39,069 --> 00:08:42,319
(Lil Huffy beatboxing)

284
00:08:49,314 --> 00:08:51,691
? Yo, when I spit it about the life ?

285
00:08:51,692 --> 00:08:53,512
? I'ma make sure I do the shit right ?

286
00:08:53,513 --> 00:08:55,291
? Don't creep up on my spikes like that ?

287
00:08:55,292 --> 00:08:56,435
? People to my right and just relax me ?

288
00:08:56,436 --> 00:08:57,268
- Oh, it's me.

289
00:08:57,269 --> 00:08:58,429
? Yeah, and be in my vision ?

290
00:08:58,430 --> 00:09:00,131
? 'Cause I don't know when
you're gonna be switching ?

291
00:09:00,132 --> 00:09:02,341
? You might make a decision
to start hittin' on me ?

292
00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,227
? And I don't like that ?

293
00:09:03,228 --> 00:09:04,304
? Oh shit, there you go ?

294
00:09:04,305 --> 00:09:06,428
? You're quick witted, with the guns ?

295
00:09:06,429 --> 00:09:08,435
? Shaking our booties just for fun ?

296
00:09:08,436 --> 00:09:10,395
? Then we turned around erase the frown ?

297
00:09:10,396 --> 00:09:11,252
? You thought it was a gun ?

298
00:09:11,253 --> 00:09:13,542
? But it's just upside down with love ?

299
00:09:13,543 --> 00:09:14,780
(Lil Huffy beatboxing)

300
00:09:14,781 --> 00:09:15,809
(Vic beatboxing badly)

301
00:09:15,810 --> 00:09:18,509
- Meaning of life is music,
is what I got from that.

302
00:09:18,510 --> 00:09:20,429
Lil Huffy, we know that you
are promoting your album.

303
00:09:20,430 --> 00:09:22,109
And so, we thought it
would be fun to help by

304
00:09:22,110 --> 00:09:23,579
trying to have a viral moment.

305
00:09:23,580 --> 00:09:25,492
So if we could please fly in the wheel.

306
00:09:25,493 --> 00:09:27,449
(gentle music)

307
00:09:27,450 --> 00:09:29,069
So Lil Huff, here's the deal.

308
00:09:29,070 --> 00:09:31,259
We're gonna perform a viral
challenge in the hopes

309
00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:33,209
that people will see
this and buy your album.

310
00:09:33,210 --> 00:09:34,799
Okay, here we go.

311
00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:37,349
- Lil Huffy going viral. (laughing)

312
00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:38,789
- [Vic] Oh, okay.
- [Lil Huffy] Planking.

313
00:09:38,790 --> 00:09:41,347
- [Vic] Okay, and then for
me, I guess it'll be like,

314
00:09:41,348 --> 00:09:42,180
well, okay.

315
00:09:42,181 --> 00:09:44,512
Well, this is kind of fun. Okay.

316
00:09:44,513 --> 00:09:46,889
- [Lil Huffy] (groans) Did
we do, are we planking?

317
00:09:46,890 --> 00:09:49,769
- And I think we got it! Okay.

318
00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:52,379
That's a viral moment presented
by Chompsky's potato chips.

319
00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:55,349
America's tastiest,
heartiest, crispiest chip.

320
00:09:55,350 --> 00:09:58,439
Okay, so, and here we go. Okay.

321
00:09:58,440 --> 00:09:59,272
Okay, help.

322
00:09:59,273 --> 00:10:00,105
- Are you okay?

323
00:10:00,106 --> 00:10:02,129
- Up, oh, and I'm great and I'm perfect.

324
00:10:02,130 --> 00:10:04,589
Here we go. And now, I
got a shell, look at that.

325
00:10:04,590 --> 00:10:05,789
- [Lil Huffy] Oh look, you
got a shell. Hold on, hold on.

326
00:10:05,790 --> 00:10:08,069
- And now, we got two, two shells.

327
00:10:08,070 --> 00:10:09,749
- We're like twins.
- And we're like twins. Okay.

328
00:10:09,750 --> 00:10:10,929
- Lil Huffy and Vic, y'all.

329
00:10:10,930 --> 00:10:12,869
- Okay.
- Hey, say I got a shell.

330
00:10:12,870 --> 00:10:13,709
- I got a shell.

331
00:10:13,710 --> 00:10:16,185
- I'm safe in my shell.
- I'm safe in my shell.

332
00:10:16,186 --> 00:10:17,837
- (beatboxing) In my shell.

333
00:10:17,838 --> 00:10:19,797
? I got a shell and it's clear to see ?

334
00:10:19,798 --> 00:10:22,829
? Why I am you and you are me ?

335
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,146
Okay, so we'll work on
it, we'll work on it.

336
00:10:24,147 --> 00:10:26,009
- But you see how much burden it is

337
00:10:26,010 --> 00:10:27,239
to carry the shell around.

338
00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:28,559
- It's heavy.
- It's heavy, right?

339
00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,072
- It's heavy and I hear
that. So you know what?

340
00:10:30,073 --> 00:10:33,719
Let's get a PA to fly out the wheel, so-

341
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:35,009
- Well, y'all, were going viral.

342
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:35,842
- [Vic] Yeah.

343
00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:36,989
- Planking!
- Okay.

344
00:10:36,990 --> 00:10:39,359
Well, hopefully I don't
go viral for yelling

345
00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:40,829
'cause it's taking a long time

346
00:10:40,830 --> 00:10:41,662
to get the wheel out of here.

347
00:10:41,663 --> 00:10:42,520
Okay, sorry.
- Wait, what?

348
00:10:42,521 --> 00:10:44,639
Hold up, hold up. It
was like seven seconds.

349
00:10:44,640 --> 00:10:47,279
You on some negative shit.
- Here he is. Okay.

350
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:48,112
- Hey.
- And thank you.

351
00:10:48,113 --> 00:10:49,829
- No, no. Hey, hold up.
- [Vic] Okay.

352
00:10:49,830 --> 00:10:51,411
- Hold on.
- Oh, he doesn't wanna stay.

353
00:10:51,412 --> 00:10:52,559
- [Lil Huffy] Hold on. Hey.
- Look, he's out of here.

354
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:55,919
- What's up, man? Lil Huffy,
probably see me on my videos.

355
00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,359
- [Vic] Okay.
- I got bars.

356
00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:58,192
- Lovely.

357
00:10:58,193 --> 00:10:59,819
- One thing I'm allergic
to is negative vibes.

358
00:10:59,820 --> 00:11:00,652
- Same.

359
00:11:00,653 --> 00:11:02,906
- I don't fuck with that shit.
- Same.

360
00:11:02,907 --> 00:11:04,801
? It's about (beatboxing) love ?

361
00:11:04,802 --> 00:11:06,163
? I don't wanna hear no negative shit ?

362
00:11:06,164 --> 00:11:08,443
? No push and shove, no
bossing people around ?

363
00:11:08,444 --> 00:11:09,689
? That puts a frown on my face ?

364
00:11:09,690 --> 00:11:10,632
- Same.

365
00:11:10,633 --> 00:11:12,151
? When I see somebody
mean to somebody else ?

366
00:11:12,152 --> 00:11:13,120
? That's a disgrace ?

367
00:11:13,121 --> 00:11:14,683
? I'm about that (beatboxing) love ?

368
00:11:14,684 --> 00:11:15,516
- Love.
? Love ?

369
00:11:15,517 --> 00:11:17,363
? no negative vibes, I'm
allergic to that shit ?

370
00:11:17,364 --> 00:11:18,196
? Get off me, get off me ?

371
00:11:18,197 --> 00:11:19,409
- Same, same.
? Get off me negative vibes ?

372
00:11:19,410 --> 00:11:21,329
- When there's a negative vibe
I'm like, "Get off my set!

373
00:11:21,330 --> 00:11:22,859
Get off my set, negative."
- [Lil Huffy] Hey, hey!

374
00:11:22,860 --> 00:11:25,079
Hold up, that's the negative vibes.

375
00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,529
Do they talk to you like that?

376
00:11:26,530 --> 00:11:28,319
- No.
- No.

377
00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:30,089
- Are you lying? You're lying.

378
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,189
Because I feel like you're
just trying to keep your job

379
00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:33,414
from all these negative vibes.

380
00:11:33,415 --> 00:11:34,289
- [Vic] I don't-
- You're angry.

381
00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:35,122
And for what?
- [Vic] I don't-

382
00:11:35,123 --> 00:11:36,719
- Look at you, you have
a nice blue carpet.

383
00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,339
My dad burnt mine.
- Right.

384
00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:40,799
- You have a lot to be grateful for, Vic.

385
00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:41,632
- You're right.

386
00:11:41,633 --> 00:11:43,592
- Including him. What's his name?

387
00:11:43,593 --> 00:11:44,792
- My

388
00:11:44,793 --> 00:11:45,659
My PA.

389
00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:47,230
- Mahpeeay.
- That's not my name.

390
00:11:48,150 --> 00:11:49,200
- It is...

391
00:11:49,201 --> 00:11:53,129
Your name is, let's say
it on the count of three.

392
00:11:53,130 --> 00:11:55,029
One, two, three.

393
00:11:55,030 --> 00:11:55,963
- Ed.

394
00:11:55,964 --> 00:11:56,796
- Wes.
- [Vic] Wes.

395
00:11:56,797 --> 00:11:57,629
- My name is Wes.
- Wes.

396
00:11:57,630 --> 00:11:58,793
- I guess Ed, but yeah, it's Wes.

397
00:11:58,794 --> 00:11:59,812
- [Vic] His name is Wes.

398
00:11:59,813 --> 00:12:03,599
- Wes is the best. He's appreciated.

399
00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:07,572
? Wes is the best, he's appreciated ?

400
00:12:07,573 --> 00:12:09,960
? My PA, my PA, Wes, Wes ?

401
00:12:09,961 --> 00:12:11,473
? He's appreciated ?

402
00:12:11,474 --> 00:12:12,306
? Appreciated ?

403
00:12:12,307 --> 00:12:14,361
? My PA, my PA, Wes, Wes ?

404
00:12:14,362 --> 00:12:15,663
? He's appreciated ?

405
00:12:15,664 --> 00:12:18,839
? My PA, my PA, Wes, Wes, appreciated ?

406
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,439
? Appreciated ?
? My PA, Wes, Wes ?

407
00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,583
? Appreciated ?

408
00:12:21,584 --> 00:12:23,223
? Appreciated ?
? My PA, Wes, Wes ?

409
00:12:23,224 --> 00:12:24,228
? Appreciated ?

410
00:12:24,229 --> 00:12:25,920
? Appreciated ?
? My PA, Wes, Wes ?

411
00:12:25,921 --> 00:12:28,167
? And hey, now, I'm not porous ?

412
00:12:28,168 --> 00:12:30,325
? Here comes Vic with the chorus ?

413
00:12:30,326 --> 00:12:32,606
? Mm, okay, and this ?

414
00:12:32,607 --> 00:12:34,525
? Heartbreak feels good
in a place like this ?

415
00:12:34,526 --> 00:12:36,516
? We're hanging out and we're having fun ?

416
00:12:36,517 --> 00:12:38,143
? Three friends, wow ?

417
00:12:38,144 --> 00:12:41,263
? There's one, me, and I'm
here 'cause I'm the host ?

418
00:12:41,264 --> 00:12:43,330
? And everybody thinks I'm the most ?

419
00:12:43,331 --> 00:12:45,405
? Wonderful host in the world ?

420
00:12:45,406 --> 00:12:48,856
? And that's why I'm here
from Hungary to California ?

421
00:12:51,729 --> 00:12:53,087
(music fades)

422
00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:56,613
Right? Oh, okay.

423
00:12:56,614 --> 00:12:59,372
We're getting outta here, so-

424
00:12:59,373 --> 00:13:01,949
- Hey, hey, buy my new EP, y'all,

425
00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:03,736
dropping next month, Lil Huffy.

426
00:13:03,737 --> 00:13:05,043
(beatboxing) Love.

427
00:13:05,044 --> 00:13:05,939
(Lil Huffy beatboxing)

428
00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:08,333
- Love. It's all, it's all love.

429
00:13:08,334 --> 00:13:11,166
Okay.
(door thuds)

430
00:13:11,167 --> 00:13:12,809
(door thudding)
(doorknob clicking)

431
00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:14,346
Locked.

432
00:13:14,347 --> 00:13:15,183
(pensive music)

433
00:13:15,184 --> 00:13:17,189
I'm Vic Michaelis reminding
you to be true to yourself

434
00:13:17,190 --> 00:13:18,359
unless you'd rather be somebody else.

435
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,410
Goodnight.

436
00:13:20,157 --> 00:13:21,925
(door thudding)
Very funny, guys.

437
00:13:21,926 --> 00:13:23,236
(doorknob clicking)

438
00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:26,039
Not gonna use the door. I'll go around.

439
00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,769
Okay, and the lights are off.
That's very funny, everyone.

440
00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:33,539
Guys, guys. Went out the back door.

441
00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:36,388
That's fun, that's fun. I'll
catch up with them later.

442
00:13:36,389 --> 00:13:37,859
(phone beeps)

443
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,209
Cody, hello, it's Vic Michaelis,

444
00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:40,679
host of "Very Important People."

445
00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,719
And I am calling to inform
you, you are the winner

446
00:13:42,720 --> 00:13:45,959
of the Chompsky's Heartiest
Heart to Heart contest.

447
00:13:45,960 --> 00:13:49,079
And so, I'm here to give
you a piece of advice.

448
00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,749
And that advice is follow your dreams

449
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:54,449
unless it's to be a talk
show host, it's too crowded.

450
00:13:54,450 --> 00:13:56,009
You should do what you're doing.

451
00:13:56,010 --> 00:13:58,739
Don't try and encroach on
anybody else's territory.

452
00:13:58,740 --> 00:14:00,269
You know what I'm saying? It's rude.

453
00:14:00,270 --> 00:14:01,919
And I just simply think you should

454
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,149
sort of stay in your lane.

455
00:14:03,150 --> 00:14:04,769
My advice is stay in your lane.

456
00:14:04,770 --> 00:14:07,139
And this is crazy that you
would call me for advice.

457
00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:07,972
I'm so what?

458
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:08,805
I'm successful and all of a sudden

459
00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,079
everybody wants a piece of me.

460
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,463
So you know what, Cody, go fuck yourself.

461
00:14:11,464 --> 00:14:12,360
(phone beeps)

462
00:14:12,361 --> 00:14:16,911
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